Weekend offender No. 2

🐸 WEEKEND OFFENDER NO.1 TEE – KERMIT’S LOST THE PLOT 🐽
The Weekend Offender No.1 Tee (Kermit Edition) is a gloriously unhinged tribute to party culture gone rogue — featuring the world’s most innocent frog caught mid-bender, nose-deep in a mountain of chaos and clearly regretting nothing. It’s the perfect fit for ravers, sesh gremlins, and festival goers who thrive on dark humor, meme energy, and pure debauchery. This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a full send captured in cotton.

👕 Short Description

The Kermit Weekend Offender Tee turns everyone's favorite childhood icon into the ultimate sesh mascot — making you the funniest, most fearless person at the rave or afters, while keeping you cool and comfy all night long.

💥 Why You’ll Love It

• 🐸 Outrageously Iconic Design
  Kermit, spoon in hand, eyes wide with weekend intensity — it’s a savage twist on innocence that gets huge reactions wherever you go.

• 😂 Built-In Bants
  Whether you're in the crowd, queuing for overpriced food, or slumped on a beanbag at sunrise, this shirt guarantees laughs, nods, and “where’d you get that?” every time.

• 🧊 Stay Cool While Looking Wild
  Soft, breathable 100% cotton that keeps you fresh from peak rave hours to sunrise afters — because your fit shouldn’t collapse before you do.

• 🕺 Unisex Fit with Room to Move
  Flowy, relaxed sizing made for dancing, slouching, or questionable decisions. Fits all genders, all body types, all vibes.

• 🧼 Ready for the Wash & Repeat Lifestyle
  Durable print and pre-shrunk cotton mean it survives wild weekends and rough mornings — even if your serotonin doesn’t.